How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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