Having a random hookup so left but love u
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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