is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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