Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
