yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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