8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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