He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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