Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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