We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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