id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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