when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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