Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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