ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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