Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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