shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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