love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Randomize
