Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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