One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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