Non-Jews are for practice
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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