The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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