Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he puts the penis in happiness.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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