I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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