i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize