Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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