Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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