we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I supernannyed him into submission
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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