Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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