you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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