so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
