part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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