are you still at the devil's house?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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