Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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