i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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