1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize