i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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