So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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