i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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