Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
this will be a night to untag.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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