Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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