Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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