So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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