Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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