it wasn't lemon gatorade
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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