At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
ttyl tear gas
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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