So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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