Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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