You made me cry and you don't even care
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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