I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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