problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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