Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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