Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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