I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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