Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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