I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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