Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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