He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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