i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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