Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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